NYT recently reported that TV’s funny men can’t find foibles in Obama at which to snark . So, naturally, Obama’s absence of buffoonery itself turns snark-worthy.

The five jokes, which Sen. Obama said he is making available to all comedians free of charge, are as follows:

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, “You know, we don’t get many kangaroos here.” Barack Obama replies, “At these prices, I’m not surprised. That’s why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil.”

Andy Borowitz: Obama Releases List of Approved Jokes About Himself.