Here are a few that come to mind. If they don’t make sense to you, consider yourself lucky.
- MP3 is the new MP3.
- My IPO is bigger than your IPO.
- Mo’ money, mo’ board seats.
- I <3 my LLPs.
- 409a a-okay!
- Class of ’83b
- Ian Rogers banged my executive assistant.
- Benjamin Graham ate my balls!
- Some of my best friends are EIRs.
- Venture debt is a non-starter.
- Strategics are hard to work with.
- Entrepreneurs have a de facto veto on CEO candidates.
All ¬© Rob Lord 2008, however they can be yours. Make me an offer. :)